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Kitchen Palava: A Select Few Are Just Born With The Art Of Creating Magic.

Am I the only one that loves food and yet I can't even dishonestly give myself a fifty percent pass in kitchen matters? This is embarrassing but I have to say it like it is. At 21 I have still not acquired that cooking instinct like my mother has or most women have which makes them know without thinking, the quantity of seasoning to add to a soup and it will taste just right. The challenge I usually face in the kitchen is- SALT and MAGGI problem(Wave your hands if this is yours too).   Even with as much tasting and precision when doling out seasonings into the dish. Something just pushes me to add a pinch more salt and that is it. The food is ruined. The meal I had laboriously fawned over turns into a salty nightmare. Anyway, that is by the way. I want to tell you a story about my recent Jollof rice rice cooking disaster. One fine Saturday morning, I climbed out of bed thinking it was the perfect time to prepare the jollof rice i had been craving all week. Not just j
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The Fine Art Of Water Poisoning And Oh, I Sweat Salt?!

@princess__kay_ “Alexilore you are sweating.” My companion says. I turn briefly to meet his peering gaze before returning my attention to my lappy screen. “I am sweating”, I state in a mocking tone, “because there is heat”. I roll my eyes. Two heart beats later, I am aware of a scrutinizing pair of eyes on me. @princess__kay_  “What?” I snap “You are making me unduly self-conscious”. He leans forward, trails his finger on my neck and chin, where my sweat had caked, lifts the same finger to my forehead and imitates his previous gestures and then, rubs the white crusty particles against his thumb and forefinger in curiosity. His eyes flick up to mine. “What's this?” “ Salt” I say flatly. “Unbelievable”. He mutters, peering at the white particles between his fingers, “can I lick it?” “Don't be ridiculous!” I slap his hands, dusting the particles off, yet he still manages to ward me off, holds my hands firmly at my sides as he puts his finger to his m

AUNT FLOW

    Photo credit: @Girly_m I decided to embark on a study of the mechanics of the female menstrual cycle, to answer my, " lmao,  my choice of words though; embark (as if it's Nat geo Mission), mechanics (I am now an engineer of the female anatomy), Sigh  "  questions and assuage my fears, fears of endometriosis and fibroid. Feels weird now but it wasn't then, especially as Television programmes used it to sing. So I just assumed if you have pain more than usual during your period, then, it means something is seriously wrong. It was not good enough that the only thing I knew was just basic knowledge from long ago biology classes; the story of Ovaries, Fallopian tube, Womb and shedding. I am not a Doctor, but I will try my best to explain as simply as I can; what it means to have very painful cramps and effective coping mechanism. Photo credit:@Girly_m I was a late bloom, I saw my period for the first time at the time where periods among my mates had be

Monday Morning Banter: neighbours from hell

If Yoruba stew enters your eye, don't bother going to see a doctor, just buy another eye. Here is an advice from me; If it happens,  that you have bad neighbour/neighbours, I don't think it wise to have extended discuss with the landlord. Just leave, find another house for your peace sake. The landlord can't do nothing for you, so far no one is destroying his property and he gets his monthly remittance on a regular. There is no story, lol, okay there is a small story. Ever since I moved into my new house, my neighbours give me hell. What are the things to lookout for when considering a new house? Because I failed, did not do my homework properly. It was the garbage bin I noticed first, the evening I moved in. It was full and spilled to the ground. I retraced my steps to the security shack, I just had to ask the old man "What is the plan for waste management?" I learnt people from waste management board come to empty the bin. Although, they have

MOVIE REVIEW (WEDDING PARTY 2 - DESTINATION DUBAI )

Alright, my review is late, very, very, late. I watched The Wedding Party 2 just a few days ago. "How was it?" it was a rip off. Lols. That is exactly how I felt, like EbonyLife TV deceived me, the trailers deceived me, Nigerians hype over the movie, deceived me! Chai!😂. Watching Wedding Party 2 I did not get that same sense of satisfaction(I get when I have eaten a good meal), I got from watching the Ist series. Also, it did not assuage the anticipation that had built up in me and reached a crescendo. If you know how I had been chanting "wedding party two, wedding party two," dancing and disturbing everyone in the house, you would understand it was a very humbling moment for me, when I returned from the cinema and was asked, "so how was it?" Okay, before I go on and on ranting about how the movie dissapointeddddd me, let me gist you my first-hand-viewing-experience of the glorified Wedding Party 2. What makes a movie delightful, leave a lastin

MY EXPERIENCE WITH ALLERGIES

Averie Woodward I saw my first allergy when I was very young, it came as red spots that itched terribly. In my family we don't have allergies(at least none that we know of) so mine was quite unusual and it took sometime of random guesses and lets-watch-and-see attitude before we could pin point the cause. At first we thought they were insects bites on my neck but then it spread into larger patches and then we knew "ok, this has to be attended to".  I saw them frequently after that. They came, stayed for a few itchy days and then cleared away(my allergies). So I had to be on a constant diet watch, which I found exhausting because staying off a few of my favourite chewables was not pleasant. However, With close monitoring we finally pinned Vitamin C as the source of my allergies. It was noticed that anytime I ingested Vitamin C tablets or drinks with vitamin c additives I had these red spots. Once this was established, life returned to normal. Then one night as I lay o